If Paul Colman Was Jesus (?)

Heard this song on the radio and found it so cute, I had to search for it online. Don't really get the chorus because the use of "you" is confusing. But the verses are so irresistably tongue-in-cheek. Imagine Jesus doing all these things with a sense of humour.... "If I Was Jesus" by Paul Colman:

If I Was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair

A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear

I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine

Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time.

Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you

And I show you who's the boss

I'd forgive you and adore you

While I was hangin' on your cross

If I Was Jesus, I'd have some friends that were poor

I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored

Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified

By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide.

Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you
And I show you who's the boss
I'd forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin' on your cross

If I Was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead

And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head

I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face

And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace.

Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you
And I show you who's the boss
I'd forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin' on your cross