Saturday, October 24, 2009

Corny Joke #12

These jokes aren't corny - they're eggy.

Q: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped the eggs, they would crack.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because she was egged on by the rooster!

Q: How did the egg get up the hill?
A: It scrambled up.

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